DIRTY DEN

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When the cameras stop rolling on hit BBC Two show, Dragons Den, all five of the multi-millionaire business people involved like to have a massive orgy, a mole revealed.

"I was shocked, horrified and aroused to see what they get up to", our source said. "On the telly the Dragons seem so professional, and austere. They can be quite intimidating. But when they're letting their hair down, things soon change. Duncan Bannatyne breaks out the scotch, and starts drinking hard, while James Caan, who is a Muslim, chooses poppers instead, which apparently his religion allows.

Peter Jones starts loosening his clothes and exploring his body while he watches himself in a mirror, and Theo Paphitis gets quite crude and lewd, saying he's more interested in hymen than Ryman right now. But it's Deborah you've really got to watch out for; she gets very sexual and vocal ("I'll tell you where I am right now - I'm naked"), and as the only female dragon (allegedly), she's never short of attention from the guys.

Soon, they're playing weird sex games where each Dragon crosses the line of the Den and makes a pitch for what they'd like to do to the others, with the more sordid always doing better. Just like when they're talking business, the Dragons are hard to please. I remember one time Theo suggested them all doing a golden shower on Peter's face, only to be shouted off as 'boring' by Duncan, who you'd have thought would like degrading his fiercest rival."


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