April
Shoe bomber Richard Reid is sick of being typecast (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/04/so-called-shoe-bomber-sick-of-being.html), while Phil Redmond rails against London TV execs' ignorance about Liverpool (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/04/city-of-culture-circled-by-vultures.html), and Brian May warns of the dangers of too much love (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/04/brian-may-makes-chilling-warning.html).
In the real world, Charlton Heston dies (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/04/nra-hestons-death-sign-america-need.html) and the UK route of the Olympic torch procession is severely disrupted (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/04/huq-attacked-on-olympic-torch-route.html), as the Tibetgate row explodes (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/04/carol-decker-latest-celeb-to-boycott.html, http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/04/school-bullies-join-chorus-of-chinese.html, http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/04/tibetgate-childhood-game-to-be-renamed.html).
The Shannon Matthews case is big news, mother Karen a new chav villain (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/04/both-born-in-76.html, http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/04/condemnation-of-matthews-family-is-just.html).
The credit crunch starts to kick in (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/04/how-will-credit-crunch-affect-you.html), while Captain Picard of Star Trek is revealed to be a bullying racist (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/04/star-trek-revealed-captain-picard.html) and TV outlaw Renegade suffers an existential crisis (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/04/im-starting-to-notice-real-pattern-in.html).
A 90s nostalgist waxes lyrical about 1996 - the "third summer of love" (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/04/do-you-know-what-year-i-really-miss.html), Tiananmen Square's "unknown rebel" worries about whether he passed on a message (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/04/my-last-moments-on-earth-and-all-i-can.html), and gay James Bond baddie Mr Wint enjoys the deadly feeling of a bomb being forced in his anus (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/04/although-i-am-about-to-die-i-cant-help.html).
Finally, dead celebrities are remembered by the streets (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/04/gone-too-soon.html) and the worst ever festival line-up is announced (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/04/worstival.html), while the Fine Young Cannibals' Roland Gift announces a charity single for Madeline McCann (http://darkbeige.blogspot.com/2008/04/she-drives-me-maddie.html).
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