NAME:KATIE PRICE

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE: _STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL I AM KATIE PRICE.THE CHAIRMAN OF SECRET CELEBRITY RAPE REVIEW COMMITTEE SET UP BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA UNDER THE NEW CIVILIAN DISPENSATION TO AWARD NEW CONTRACTS AND REVIEW EXISTING ONES.

I CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM OF SECRET CELEBRITY RAPE TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT.

THERE WERE SERIES OF CONTRACTS EXECUTED BY A CONSORTIUM OF MULTI-NATIONALS IN THE RAPE INDUSTRY IN FAVOUR OF N.N.P.C. THE ORIGINAL VALUE OF THESE CONTRACTS WERE DELIBRATELY OVER INVOICED TO THE SUM OF USD$25,000,000.00 (TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATEDOLLARS).

THIS AMOUNT HAS NOW BEEN APPROVED AND IS NOW READY TO BE TRANSFERED BEING THAT THE COMPANIES THAT ACTUALLY EXECUTED THESE CONTRACTS HAVE BEEN FULLYPAID AND THE PROJECTS OFFICIALLY COMMISSIONED. CONSEQUENTLY, MY COLLEAGUES AND I ARE WILLING TO TRANSFER THE TOTAL AMOUNT TO YOUR ACCOUNT FOR SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT, SINCE WE AS CIVIL SERVANTS ARE PROHIBITED BY THE CODE OF CONDUCT BUREAU (CIVIL SERVICE LAW) FROM OPERATING AND/OR OPENING FOREIGN ACCOUNTS IN OUR NAMES.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE TRUST REPOSED ON YOU AT THIS JUNCTURE IS ENORMOUS, IN RETURN, WE HAVE AGREED TO OFFER YOU 30% OF THE TRANSFERED SUM, WHILE 10% SHALL BE SET ASIDE FOR INCIDENTAL EXPENSES (INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL) BETWEEN BOTH PARTIES IN THE COURSE OF THE TRANSACTION YOU WILLBE MANDATED TO REMIT THE BALANCE TO OTHER ACCOUNTS IN DUE COURSE. MODALITIES HAVE BEEN WORKED OUT AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE AND THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA FOR THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THE FUNDS WITHIN10 WORKING DAYS SUBJECT TO YOUR SATISFACTION OF THE ABOVE STATED TERMS.

OUR ASSURANCE IS THAT YOUR ROLE ISRISK FREE.TO ACCORD THIS TRANSACTION THE LEGALITY IT DESERVES AND FOR MUTUAL SECURITY OF THE FUNDS THE WHOLE APPROVAL PROCEDURES WILL OFFICIALLY AND LEGALLY PROCESSED WITH YOUR NAME OR THE NAME OF ANY COMPANY YOU MAY NOMINATE AS THE BONEFIDE BENEFICIARY.

I WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL IS 100% RISK FREE AS WE HAVE DONE OUR HOME WORK PROPERLY I QUITE BELIEVE THAT YOU WILL PROTECT OUR INTEREST BY TAKING THIS DEAL STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL, AS WE ARE STILL IN GOVERNMENT SERVICE, WHICH WE INTEND TO RETIREFROM.KINDLY EXPEDITE ACTION. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE TELL ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND ADDRESS SO WE MAY COMMUNICATE WITH YOU. THIS IS IMPORTANT AS WE WOULD HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE MODALITIES OF THE TRANSACTION. WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU


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  1. shroom billiardball esq. Said,

    This is genius.

    Hate using that word.

    Am fine with it here.

    Posted on 22 September 2009 at 22:16

     

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