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The interview they all wanted - the pricey sock that made the nation rock.

Lifting the lid on his cheesy footed hell, the tormented hosiery reveals:

• He bullied me relentlessly too
• He made me pretend I was an Oscar so he could carry me around and make long winded, bitter acceptance speeches
• He kept namedropping "Bobby" DeNiro, "Dusty" Hoffman and "Al" Pacino.
• He once wanked into me while watching Babestation
• His feet stink
• He's got bunions
• I slept with his teenage daughter - I accidentally got into her duvet in the laundry.
• And much more!