THIRD BIRTHDAY / ON A BREAK


The Dark Beige blog is now just over three years old.


There have been 2775 posts, 26 podcasts, and over 48,000 tweets; 100 jokes about Jack Tweed, and (amazingly) just 45 about paedophiles.

Am taking a small break from the blog to get new inspiration and enjoy the sunshine. Back soon.


RAOUL: I'VE GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND, MON



"And no copper better look at her"

AVRIL FOOLS DAY

"He wasn't a skater boy! She didn't say see you later boy! It was all a joke, ha ha"